January 2012
1 post
December 2011
7 posts
November 2011
8 posts
Science is fucking sweet.
The Wizard Beats make me stronger.
October 2011
6 posts
Don’t have kids with a jerk, because then you have jerky kids, and you...
– My amazing wife.
“There is as much chance of repealing the eighteenth amendment as there is for a hummingbird to fly to the planet Mars with the Washington Monument tied to its tail.”
- Morris Sheppard
LOL!
September 2011
8 posts
August 2011
4 posts
Trunkenheitsfahrt
Den letzten kenne ich in einer geringfügig anderen Variante: Die wichtigsten Worte, die man bei einer Trunkenheitsfahrt noch beherrschen sollte, sind “Eishockey”, “Kanufahren” und “Wirsing”. Das ergibt dann etwa folgenden Dialog: Polizist: “Wie sieht’s aus, bei Ihnen alles Okay?” Fahrer (lallt): “Eishockey!” P:...
July 2011
2 posts
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
5 posts
Obviously . . . →
March 2011
4 posts
February 2011
7 posts
http://www.purecaf.com/ →
832 Red Bull’s per Gallon? I’m starting to see how caffeine became banned in America of the Future.